Clutch hits thread in which people construct phrases that describe a player and also form an acronym that spells his name. My mediocre contribution is:

Good arm. Range could improve. Awesome power. A-Rod's rival, absolutely.

Others have done better. The Score Bard has outdone everyone, though. Check this out:

Rany and Neyer didn't actually
Believe Royals' optimism warranted notice,
But

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