Clutch hits thread in which people construct phrases that describe a player and also form an acronym that spells his name. My mediocre contribution is:
Good arm. Range could improve. Awesome power. A-Rod's rival, absolutely.
Others have done better. The Score Bard has outdone everyone, though. Check this out:
Rany and Neyer didn't actually
Believe Royals' optimism warranted notice,
But





